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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"I am a control freak."

We have control of you brain.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Dominant Shrink.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

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I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"Madam, how can I be expected to read your mind when you keep on changing it?"

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

"How can I work with you constantly looking over my shoulder?"