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'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

She's good, but Mom's better.

Change of crime for a bored criminal

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Dominant Shrink.

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Give Thanks.

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

Reverse Psychology.

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

Dept of Lateral Thinking.

ESP test

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

Man falling down neverending staircase.

"Madam, how can I be expected to read your mind when you keep on changing it?"

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'