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Reverse Psychology.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Black hole setting

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Analyst and patient