Mind Benders T-Shirts

Reverse Psychology.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Didn't you just say that?"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Black hole setting

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'