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'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Psychiatrist - 'Well, if you have nothing to say, I did some exciting things since our last session.'

'Doctor, we've got another you-know-what out here.'

'Don't worry -- I'll soon knock that paranoia out of you!'

"Has being a dentist influenced the way you relate to people?"

Innovative

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Thinking.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Broken Heart

Motorway of the Self

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'