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'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Psychiatrist - 'Well, if you have nothing to say, I did some exciting things since our last session.'

'Doctor, we've got another you-know-what out here.'

'Don't worry -- I'll soon knock that paranoia out of you!'

"Has being a dentist influenced the way you relate to people?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Innovative

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Thinking.

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"