Mind Control Aficionado Gifts

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Dominant Shrink.

"I am a control freak."

We have control of you brain.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

ESP test

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"Madam, how can I be expected to read your mind when you keep on changing it?"

"How can I work with you constantly looking over my shoulder?"

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

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