Mind Doctor Enthusiast Gifts

"When I walk into a room it goes quiet..."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Garden Sudoku

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

She's good, but Mom's better.

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Dominant Shrink.

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well informed."

"I guess I'll never understand women."

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?