Mind Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"You must learn to let go."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Uh-Oh!"

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Anatomy.

Too much Inflammation