Mind Doctor Enthusiast Pillows

"When I walk into a room it goes quiet..."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Garden Sudoku

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well informed."

"I guess I'll never understand women."

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

It sounds like you've been watching Dr. Phil again, Al � bad idea. Dr. Phil provides a service, Dr. Kapuchnik: he makes you seem like less of a pompous, overbearing know-it-all.

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'