Mind Control T-Shirts

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

Man with a button on his head.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Man and brain

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Stealing thoughts.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Famous Optical Illusions!

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Garden Sudoku

Thinking.

Trojan Chess

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

The psychiatrist.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

We have control of you brain.

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Brain versus Religion.

It was like he could read my mind.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'You're in denial.'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues