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The psychiatrist.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

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"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Thinking.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Analyst and patient

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Exercise vs Laxative.