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The psychiatrist.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

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"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Thinking.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Analyst and patient

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Exercise vs Laxative.