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"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."

Innovative

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

YOLO vs YODO

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Thinking.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Analyst and patient

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Motorway of the Self

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."