Mind Mechanics Prints

"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Innovative

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Thinking.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Analyst and patient

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Motorway of the Self

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.