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"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Hypnotoon

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Thinking.

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"You've got a few screws loose."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Private work adjustments

'Now read that back to me.'

Well paid job

The psychiatrist.

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

'You're in denial.'

'The human body is a very intricate piece of machinery, Mr. Whitney, and I'm afraid you're just not mechanically inclined.'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'Great idea Sir!'

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

Brain Training

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

Man with a button on his head.