Mental Mechanics Pillows

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Hypnotoon

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Thinking.

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"You've got a few screws loose."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'Now read that back to me.'

The psychiatrist.

Well paid job

Private work adjustments

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

'You're in denial.'

'The human body is a very intricate piece of machinery, Mr. Whitney, and I'm afraid you're just not mechanically inclined.'

"It certainly isn't necessary, but if you'd be more comfortable with your lawyer here..."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

Derren Brown

'Great idea Sir!'

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

Brain Training

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."