Mind Mechanic Pillows

'You're in denial.'

Thinking.

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Man and brain

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Analyst and patient

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"You've got a few screws loose."