Mind Mechanics Lover Pillows

'Now read that back to me.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Staff Yearbook

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Got Rationality?

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'