Mechanical Mind Enthusiast Pillows

"You've got a few screws loose."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Private work adjustments

Well paid job

'Now read that back to me.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Lighting a Pipe

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Cat flap for a truck.

'The human body is a very intricate piece of machinery, Mr. Whitney, and I'm afraid you're just not mechanically inclined.'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

Zero Fuel Taxis

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

Hard-working.

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

"Did the earth move for you too?"

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

Forklift truck