Mechanically Minded Adventurer Pillows

Man tinkers his bike.

The experienced backpacker.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"You've got a few screws loose."

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Erno Rubik at home.

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

Hard-working.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

WD40

An Incendiary in the Loft

Walking the dog.

'Cheers dad, how do I plug it in?'

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

Robot Sculpture

"There now, isn't this better than lugging around that whole bag of silly clubs when you only need one?"

'Is this high enough?'

'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

"Sure we like it, but we're back to sweating the small stuff again."

"Well, no wonder! You're blowing a dork call, not a duck call!"

The short-lived mechanical bullfrog.

"There's highway robbery."