Mentalism Pillows

Hypnotoon

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Can you read my thoughts?"

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"The overthinker"

A child interrupting family prayers

YOLO vs YODO

"That's hardly necessary!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Devil worried because he feels good

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Brains versus management books.

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

'Great idea Sir!'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'We had become too materialistic anyway.'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

'I hit my mental peak in homeroom.'

Nostradamus had the chance to get at least one right.

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

"You say no one pays attention to you. Why do you think that... oh, wait, I need to take this."

Healing Crystals

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."