Mentalism Fan Pillows

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

What else is there to wish for?

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You call this a constitution?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."