Mentalism Marvel Pillows

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

A child interrupting family prayers

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Gene Therapy

Hypnotoon

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Thinking.

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

'You're in denial.'

Conformity

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

The Magnificent Mindo!

'I see lots of weapons of mass malarky.'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'I've forgotten the recipe.'