Mentalism T-Shirts

Hypnotoon

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Can you read my thoughts?"

Derren Brown

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

YOLO vs YODO

A child interrupting family prayers

"That's hardly necessary!"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Devil worried because he feels good

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Brains versus management books.

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Great idea Sir!'

'We had become too materialistic anyway.'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Why the silence?"

Nostradamus had the chance to get at least one right.

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

'I hit my mental peak in homeroom.'