Mentalists T-Shirts

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Eldrow

"The overthinker"

"That's hardly necessary!"

Prawn Amend

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Hypnotoon

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Devil worried because he feels good

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Brains versus management books.

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Derren Brown

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

"You've given me a lot to think about the next time my phone isn't working."

'I hit my mental peak in homeroom.'

Brain Training

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

"When you lie about yourself, is it to appear closer to or farther away from the middle of the bell curve?"

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."