Mentalists Mugs

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

"That's hardly necessary!"

Prawn Amend

Hypnotoon

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

Professional Couples

Devil worried because he feels good

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Brains versus management books.

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

"You've given me a lot to think about the next time my phone isn't working."

Brain Training

'I hit my mental peak in homeroom.'

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

"When you lie about yourself, is it to appear closer to or farther away from the middle of the bell curve?"

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

Bobby Fischer