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Thought Clouds

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Ethics exam cheater.

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Surfing the daily stress

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."