Mental States T-Shirts

"That's why we got him. We wanted a director of security who was paranoid."

YOLO vs YODO

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Hypnotoon

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Derren Brown

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Student to psychology teacher: 'Are we going to learn all the states? Like the state of contentment, state of being, and state of confusion? ...'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

Here but not in...

'I've forgotten the recipe.'

'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'I see lots of weapons of mass malarky.'

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"Another epiphany, dear?"

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

"You are completely sane, but I think I can cure you."

"What are you thinking about?"

Palmistry & Botany Grammar. Palm reader. Palm reader.

'I've got to go to an eye doctor. I can now only see the present, not the past and the future.'