Mental States Gifts

"That's why we got him. We wanted a director of security who was paranoid."

YOLO vs YODO

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Hypnotoon

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Student to psychology teacher: 'Are we going to learn all the states? Like the state of contentment, state of being, and state of confusion? ...'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

'I'm shaking a bit!'

Here but not in...

'I've forgotten the recipe.'

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'I see lots of weapons of mass malarky.'

"You are completely sane, but I think I can cure you."

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"What are you thinking about?"

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

'Have you ever considered learning to think on your feet?'

'I've got to go to an eye doctor. I can now only see the present, not the past and the future.'

Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.