Mental State Enthusiast Gifts

We process all information through our senses...

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

Piorities in Minnesota.

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

It sounds like you've been watching Dr. Phil again, Al � bad idea. Dr. Phil provides a service, Dr. Kapuchnik: he makes you seem like less of a pompous, overbearing know-it-all.

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

"I guess I'll never understand women."

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

'If he continues treatment for the next month or so I should have enough material for my book of case histories.' 'If I continue treatment for another month or so, I should have enough material for my expose of psychoanalysis.'

"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."