Mental State Manager T-Shirts

'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Late/Too Late.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Mood Swings.

Tipping Pain Chart

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"Mush on."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'This doesn't look good.'

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"To keep on top of the work I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

Executive Panic Room.