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"Can you read my thoughts?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Pavlov's Puppy

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Blok drives by New York City.

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Pavlov's Cat

Hypnotoon

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Mummy Shrink.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

OM, SWEET OM

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

X-RAY

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”