Mentalism Enthusiast Prints

"Can you read my thoughts?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Pavlov's Puppy

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Blok drives by New York City.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Hypnotoon

OM, SWEET OM

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."