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Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Forrest Gander

Virginia Woolf

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Wilhelm Dilthey

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

Zen Buddhist Diary

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

Deepwater Fish

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

Spirits in the bottles

Three wise men following a lightbulb

Karl Marks

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

The Tetterbys

Trump holds up an image of a blivet

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."