Life Of The Mind Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Pavlov's Puppy

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Human Brain

Free-Floating Anxiety

Blok drives by New York City.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Mummy Shrink.

Gold versus Knowledge

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

X-RAY

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'

"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'