Life Of The Mind Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Pavlov's Puppy

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Blok drives by New York City.

Free-Floating Anxiety

Human Brain

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Mummy Shrink.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Gold versus Knowledge

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

X-RAY

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"