Mystical Mind Pillows

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Wow! -- I didn't know the significance of the Universe would be THAT significan!'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Czarcasm

The Witches Discover The Wok

Tiny Visions

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

A voodoo doctor.

Ill next Thursday

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'