Mystic Mind Pillows

"Cromley's got things in hand for tomorrow's board meeting."

Healing Crystals

Nostradamus had the chance to get at least one right.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Tiny Visions

Czarcasm

The Witches Discover The Wok

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

A voodoo doctor.

Ill next Thursday

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"