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'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Garden Sudoku

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Trojan Chess

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

We have control of you brain.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Dominant Shrink.

"I am a control freak."

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Derren Brown

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Consternation/Control

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'