Mind Control Enthusiast Prints

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'What a control freak!'

Garden Sudoku

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Trojan Chess

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"I am a control freak."

We have control of you brain.

Dominant Shrink.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

ESP test