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"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Camping-Pong

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Antler Buzzers.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'What a control freak!'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Judge

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"He's still working on how to give appropriate feedback."