Control Z Enthusiast T-Shirts

God creates humans.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Office Meeting

Dorothy and Toto

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'What a control freak!'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I am a control freak."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

The Vicious Rectangle

Zoomies call.

US and North Korea missile tests

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Work From Home Power Suit

'Quick! Play dead!'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'