Control Z Enthusiast T-Shirts

God creates humans.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Office Meeting

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Zoomies call.

"I am a control freak."

US and North Korea missile tests

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

'Quick! Play dead!'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Work From Home Power Suit

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."