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Firing your advisors

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Who's the new guy?"

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

God creates humans.

"You seem very remote."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

US and North Korea missile tests

"I am a control freak."