Controller Enthusiast T-Shirts

Consoles.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"...and in conclusion..."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Remote control wars.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Submarine Hunter.

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"I am a control freak."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"You seem very remote."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Gamers

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Accountant sings the blues

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Computer Gamers.

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.