Controller Clutch Enthusiast T-Shirts

Speeding in a video game

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote control wars.

Family Home.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"I am a control freak."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"You seem very remote."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"When is it my turn?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Does it have a remote control?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

Drone Fly Trap