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"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Time to buy.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

The Hybrid

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Baker

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Crusty Bread

2020 Panic Room

Chiropractic concerns

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

Speeding in a video game

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.