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"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Time to buy.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

C Day Lewis.

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Mass Confucian

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.