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"Once you have a collider, every problem starts to look like a particle."

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"

The first car accident.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'Time to buy.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Blend Schools

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"I'll need a three iron."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Not another war film.'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

Builders fighting over projects.

'When I got to the dentist, there was a sign that said 'no peddlers', so I got back on my bike and came home.'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

BMX Tricks

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"