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"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Blend Schools

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Holy Guacamole.

"Why have you come over here?"

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"Seats in all parts!"

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

New Milks

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"Sumo Hockey."

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

"Once you have a collider, every problem starts to look like a particle."

"...I hate mainstream music."

"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."

"Doctor, this is Mr. Gusset. Mr. Gusset thinks he's the Empire State Building."

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

Pirate buying hip hop.

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"