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'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Punk Reindeer

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

"Check out this new store."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Volcaniax

"Here's the problem."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Blend Schools

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Music for car stereos

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Cheerleaders

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Guitar.

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"Seats in all parts!"

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'