Crossover Aficionado Gifts

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Blend Schools

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Holy Guacamole.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"Why have you come over here?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"Seats in all parts!"

Crybaby

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

New Milks

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

"Sumo Hockey."

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

"Once you have a collider, every problem starts to look like a particle."

"...I hate mainstream music."

"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."

"Doctor, this is Mr. Gusset. Mr. Gusset thinks he's the Empire State Building."

A hard day's night.

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"

Pirate buying hip hop.