Crossover Enthusiast Gifts

Blend Schools

"Before this goes any further, I need to know - is this canon?"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Prisoner Crossing

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"I'll need a three iron."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Why have you come over here?"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Seats in all parts!"

"I found him at a garage sale."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'Have you ever flown a car before?'

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

Man In Tunnel Caught Between Two Oncoming Vehicles