Crossover Enthusiast Pillows

Blend Schools

"Before this goes any further, I need to know - is this canon?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Prisoner Crossing

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"I'll need a three iron."

"Why have you come over here?"

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"Seats in all parts!"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"I found him at a garage sale."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Man In Tunnel Caught Between Two Oncoming Vehicles

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'